Thursday, 3 June 2010

Crow Road Goodies!


I'm finally ready to do my first blog competition and giveaway. I've put together a few Crow Road goodies, including :


5 gift cards
2 ceramic magnets (i can change the smoking Clara Bow image if you don't like it)
1 vintage lace brooch
1 organza brooch
1 steampunk wooden brooch


(Yes, I know that's a lot of brooches but I couldn't decide which ones to put in, so I put all!)


1 beautiful old book with a gorgeous cover and illustrations. To do with what you will.
1 sweet, hand sewn, vintage doiley little hanging what-not.


Plus, if there's room, some scrumptious English chocolate. All this packed into a fab, very old, Ovaltine tin.


An eclectic mix, but something for everyone and it's free, so don't moan!  : )


Right guys and gals here's what you have to do........


Write a caption to go with the photo below and the funniest one will win the stash! Bear in mind I shall ask Simon to help and he has a very wry sense of  humour. 


Oh, and whoever manages to write a funny caption that doesn't involve a phallic reference will get a bonus of a "Nun's Having Fun" book.  Ha, let's see you manage that!


Closing date is 6th June.
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23 comments:

  1. Rainey J. Dillon4 June 2010 at 10:37

    ''Now if you gather 'round, this here is the most sensitive part...unfortunately a couple of what seems to be bite marks has caused the tip to swell everso slightly so its performance will not be up to its usual standard''
    Sorry Jo I couldn't resist!

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  2. Rainey J. Dillon4 June 2010 at 11:42

    penguin/nun clockwise
    1.(Sr. Pornopia) silently reaching heaven

    2. (Sr.Craggyanna) "mweh too small-I'm going back to The White Hotel"

    3 (Aloinnocenta)centre)"Jesus Mary & holy St Joseph it's
    bee..ooout..tiful

    4 (Bartholowhip)) ooh the things I could do with that boyo!

    5 (Asquitnas) I could scream it out now " I am a MAN "

    6(Concepta) Yes Yes now let go you bloody eegit!It's MINE and the rest can all just go and feck off!I don't know how you found it as it was hidden it in my knickers!

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  3. Deborah Bohm Widup4 June 2010 at 12:29

    I don't care what Father Richard told you - THIS is the only old hose you are to un-kink.

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  4. Rainey J. Dillon4 June 2010 at 13:52

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  5. Rainey J. Dillon4 June 2010 at 13:56

    Now Sisters, you take hold of the magic thing & speak to God through this end HERE see?

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  6. the fallen angel social club4 June 2010 at 18:17

    now remember sisters..every sperm is sacred... so if you must spit ....

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  7. the fallen angel social club4 June 2010 at 18:19

    its only a sin if you dont swallow.. and remember to rinse afterwards ...

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  8. Deborah Bohm Widup4 June 2010 at 19:05

    I guess it's true what they say - big nose, big hose!

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  9. Jo Archer4 June 2010 at 20:08

    I'm ashamed of you all!

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  10. Rainey J. Dillon4 June 2010 at 20:17

    And now for the Decade of the Hosery...Come ye all one and all come ye all together ten times

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  11. Rainey J. Dillon4 June 2010 at 20:22

    Now Sisters let me explain one more time
    THIS is a hose.. belonging to the Clive the Gardener.
    THAT was NOT a hose but belongs to Clive the Gardener

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  12. Jo Archer4 June 2010 at 21:22

    Oh and you can only comment once! ha! So pick your best one Ms. Baggley ( you have half this stuff anyway) and you Ms, Bohm Widup. The Fallen Angel can't play.

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  13. Rainey J. Dillon4 June 2010 at 23:49

    Just keep me some chocolate that's all I ask Amen

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  14. the fallen angel social club5 June 2010 at 15:34

    we named it after old Sister Rainey as she was a bit of a hose monster herself....

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  15. the fallen angel social club5 June 2010 at 15:35

    "Father Jack took great pleasure demonstrating the new communal douche at St Patrick's...."

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  16. Rainey J. Dillon5 June 2010 at 17:17

    ''So Sisters,I'll let you stick this end up Brother Si's ass whilst I switch on the tap'' and the sweet Sisters didn't seem to mind at all -n fact they were looking forward to it.

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  17. Anonymous7 June 2010 at 04:58

    oh you generous soul! such wonderfully gorgeous and fantastic goodies!! they are all so gorgeous and beautiful and wonderful and i love them all so much!

    but "that doesn't involve a phallic reference"!!?? i will have to think long and hard about this one. more soon -- i'm going to sit and ponder away awhile.

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  18. Anonymous7 June 2010 at 05:23

    okay... i can't not have a phallic reference.

    initially, i thought "mine looks like this, only thicker and with a foreskin" would be good. but after pondering a bit more, i've decided that i prefer my second caption better:

    "this is a garden hose and is intended solely for gardening purposes. this is not to be used for personal purposes or pleasures, and despite what sister mary clarice claimed, it does not emit holy water."

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  19. Anonymous7 June 2010 at 05:29

    P.S. It's still June 6th here -- 9:29 PM. :(

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  20. Anonymous7 June 2010 at 16:47

    Mine is:

    The nuns of prepetual holy water get a lesson from Father John on the maintenance of the holy water spigot, stressing the use of the holy water habits for safety!

    Vicki P

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  21. Nicola8 June 2010 at 12:54

    Darn - missed the caption play but just for fun....
    "In the face of modern impropriety ~ Father Thomas explains the new ecumenical procedure for emergency power baptisms"

    Nic xx

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  22. Robin18 June 2010 at 02:08

    WAIT!!! I commented the day the post went up and I don't see it!! Did it get removed???

    I think I said... Initial beer bong training.....

    So who won????

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  23. Lucky Dip Lisa3 July 2010 at 21:55

    Oh, too flippin funny! Unlike everyone else *ahem* i thought of an umbilical cord...but couldn't think of a funny caption! Typical!
    Lucky who ever wins:)

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