Rainey: "Hi Jo, are you looking forward to our holiday?"
Jo: "Oh yes Rainey, it's going to be so relaxing. I hope you're not doing anything special so that you look fabulous when I see you. I want you just as you are."
Rainey: "What me? of course not Jo." (Please, Mary mother of God, don't let my hair fall out.")
Jo: "No, me neither Rainey, I will meet you for the first time, warts and all!" ("Just another day in this sulpher mud bath and hopefully the small pox scars won't show.")
Jo: "Not going to the gym then, so you have no wobbly bits?"
Rainey: "Hahahaha! As if!" ("Just another 2 hours on this contraption and she won't know what a big ass I've got.")